An
atheist was taking a walk through the woods. What majestic trees! What
powerful rivers! "What beautiful animals!",
he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a
rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot
grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He
looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He
tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but
saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw
and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist
cried out: "Oh my God!" Time stopped...the bear froze...the forest was
silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the
sky: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I
don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you
expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a
believer?" The Atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be
hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to
treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a
Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds
of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought
both paws together and bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this
food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our
Lord, Amen."
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