The coach had put together the
perfect team for the Oakland Raiders.
The only thing missing was a good
quarterback. He had scouted all the
colleges and even the Canadian and
European Leagues, but he couldn't
find a ringer who could ensure a Super
Bowl victory.
Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone
scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the
background, he spotted a young
Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible
arm. He threw a hand-grenade
straight into a window from 80 yards away. Then
he threw another grenade
from 50 yards down a chimney, and then hit a passing
car going 80 miles per hour.
I've got to get this guy!" coach said to
himself. "He has the perfect
arm!" So, he brings the young Afghan to the
States and teaches him the
great game of football ... and sure enough the
Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as a
hero of football, and when the Coach
asks him what he wants, all the young
man wants to do is call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I
just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim
woman says. "You have
disappointed us. You are not my son!"
"Mother,
I don't think you understand," pleads the son, "I've just won
the greatest
sporting event in the world!"
"No! Let me tell you," his mother retorts,
"at this very moment there
are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a
pile of rubble.
Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives
last week, and I
have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get
assaulted!"
The old
lady pauses, then tearfully says,
"I will never forgive you for making us
move to Oakland!"
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